In the Name of the King

Uwe Boll sucks... Whoever keeps giving him scripts to make movies from needs to stop. In the Name of the King sucked! I didn't stay for the whole 2 hour 7 minute feature but after the first hour I had seen enough. Jason Statham is called Farmer in the movie. That's stupid. He should stick to acting in fighting movies like transporter and his role was terrible. Burt Reynolds should stay out of movies like this and keep to the Longest Yard. The creatures reminded me of ninja turtles that tried to dress up like orcs from the Lord of the Rings. I actually thought of the Lord of the Rings during the movie. I thought, how can people make the monsters in one movie look real and in another movie made more recently with more technology come up with shit. The monsters looked fake and the movie fucking sucked. Ray Liotta did bad acting along with everyone in the movie. Those of you thinking about seeing this movie, don't. AVPR, a very weak movie, is a thousand times more entertaining. I hate this movie so much I am having trouble writing about it. When Statham and his companions come to a bridge that was destroyed by the monsters, but the monsters left a rope tied across, they zip-line across it. His companions fall over 100 feet into rocky rapids and come out unharmed. The jokes attempted are fucking horrible. I'm done writing about this bullshit.

0.7/10